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Stuff I read and will probably have to read again in order to review them. Oh why do I procrastinate much! Most of them were a great read but some of them I’d rather burn. Books by Anonymous are those I don’t know the author of, at the moment of the listing. It doesn’t mean that it was written by any of the chans horde of Anons. Knowing me, I’d probably never finished reviewing everything in this list. My original book log is in excel so I can’t upload it. It will probably take me ages to edit this again. Maybe I’ll just take screenshots, BUT I’M LAZY.

Well, this page is supposedly for my TBR (to be reviewed) books as opposed to my TBR (to be read) books. Heh.

So here’s how I rate books;

I rate;

shit shit shit shit shit Big mistake. This is the kind of shit people should pile up in a corner and burn to ashes.

I not only regret reading this, I vehemently hate every jumble of words and sentences that filled the hundred or so pages. People call it a book but, honestly, I don’t know what to call this blatant abomination to human intelligence. It makes me feel a grammatically challenged girl like me can write books.

shit I can find more enjoyment in reading obituaries, shirt tags or bottle labels.

The book is not so bad, book tends to be in this category when I don’t agree with them. I may hate the book but still, it may be beautifully written or whatever.

knock knock A light read. Don’t buy it, just download it, borrow it, whatever.

So you ran out of sheep and your eyes are perkier than your boobs, read this book and you might smile a little because of the cliches and predictable storylines, and the overused hip phrases will lull you to sleep. Tried and tested.

duh duh duh I read it once, I like it.

A reader is lounging somewhere comfortable, wanting to read something’s new that is nice yet he/she doesn’t want to apply his/hers brain for it. Well this book is perfect for tanning on the beach, defecating (NOT ON THE BOOK OF COURSE, and whatnots.

nyuuu nyuuu nyuuu nyuuu I like it enough to read it another thousand times.

I love the book and I would recommend it to everyone I meet on the street. I wouldn’t mind reading it over and over again.

I will buy this book and read it religiously.

This kind of books is worth to have in dead tree form. I’d buy the paperback (to be read) the hardcover (to be pretty on my bookshelves). I’d read this religiously everyday and still love it, and I will canonize the author as a saint. Or I will make him my god. Seriously.

And this is the categories. To be amended. It’s obvious that I lost interest after some time.

Category;
bizarro Simply bizarre.
Bizarro, Steampunk, all the weird stuff goes here.
Mindfuck
Books that stole what’s left of my soul and conscience.